February 2011
If I text a person in the same room as me, I stare...
guppie:
and then when they get it and they look at me, they’re like
and I’m like
theobviouskilljoy:
midnightfalls:
omgzachary:
To my new followers…
To my old followers…
To those who unfollowed me…
To those who looked at my blog and decided not to follow…
To those who will look at my blog after seeing this…
January 2011
When people on Facebook like their own status
“what the fuck are you doing”
MY GOD.
Why do people value the life of an Animal
More than they do Humans.
I Don’t Understand.
That awkward irony
thatawkwardmoment:
when you’re a diabetic and your names Candy
sailormoonshining:
REBLOG if you agree…
In the morning when you look for something to wear…
Your wardrobe in your eyes:
Reality (for your parents):
Stupid Goblin Pad Locks.
I can’t buy I can’t sell.
Sigh.
br0hammad:
dropletsoflove:
If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
this.
yes omg
That awkward moment when you inhale to speak and...
chiscake:
You’re like:
Everyone else is like:
While walking with your friends...
… Cool boys and their friends
… Cool girls and their friends
… You and your friends
Reblog if your icon is a picture of you.
HAHAH girls with the same face in every picture.
Guys do it too…
Black People Eating Money
pravdavanflit:
I don’t think they grasp the concept.
ccarissaa:
Watchapostrofee:
oceanfragrances:
lostwingsx:
papakyo:
CLICK THE SQUARES.
THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS.
OMG.
heh
heh
ehehehehehhehe <3
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Lolers Jered.
I forgot you told me to download the dungeon fighter thing..
It looks really Effin fun.
Currently in the process of the download.
Reblog if you wish cancer/AIDS didn't exist.
1dforever:
only a sick bastard wouldn’t reblog this
fuckyeahlaughters:
-fuckthepeople:
waiting for the new harry potter film like
someone talks about the new twilight film and you’re like
still upset about dobby dying
but excited about seeing hermione and ron together
looking forward to everyone fucking up voldemort
walking out of the cinema like
and still remembering dumbledore like
.
Reblog if you like someone you can't have.
theoldcirclejerk:
try 2 people you can’t have :(
When you're trying to say something but people...
leilockheart:
So you just stand there all like
Seriously,
rachellbaby:
whydoyouwantmetosaymyname:
WTF DO PEOPLE DO ON FACEBOOK FOR HOURS?
AFTER 3 MINUTES, I’M JUST SITTING THERE LIKE:
THEN I COME TO TUMBLR AND I’M LIKE:
ROFLLLLLLLLL!
I Took A Glance At My Facebook Tab Just Now.
I Swear it said Facebooklr
It a sign.
No text or call...but hey..
exoskeletal:
mocha-mad-desu:
Love Janelle Monae.
A day at school ..
-onemoreconfession:
Going to class: Everyone: Me: Doing work: Everyone: Me:
Lunch time: Everyone: Me:
Someone tells a joke: Everyone: Me: Last bell rings on a Friday: Everyone: PARTY TIME Me: TUMBLR ALL NIGHT LOOOOOOONG YEAH
Facebook..
no notifications
your ex looks adorable, and has a new girlfriend
someone tries and starts a poke war
reading some ones fight
1 new message from your crush
somebody posts something rude aimed you
mohammed akajamalarmaladee adds you…
looking through some skanks thousands of selfies
reading some bitches song lyric status
people post ”gettinggg drunkk”
groups filling...